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What a strange/brilliant/disturbing invention. For those of you who haven’t yet dabbled in the online freak show, it’s basically a one-to-one chat with random strangers of whom you can skip through, complete with a web cam feature. Unfortunately this opens the door to penis upon penis being thrown in your face - metaphorically, of course.

After a friend telling me that the very first stranger he got connected to was a rather happy penis on a camera, staring at him, I was unsure whether to try out the phenomenon. Instead, I waited until I was with a group of friends to check it out. Hilarity ensued. Dicks everywhere; old creepy men; gangs of loud ass holes. We ended up just shouting, ‘LET’S SEE YOUR TITS’ at every single person, including the old creepy men (sadly, they didn’t oblige).

I was recently linked to an ingenious Chat Roulette drinking game. I’m yet to try out this work of drinking bliss myself but I am told, and am sure, that it’s a shit load of fun. So, give Chat Roulette a go: drinking or not drinking; tits out or tits in.

(I am not responsible for anyone maimed, molested, disturbed or turned on whilst on Chat Roulette)