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This is a tricky one simple because I cannot remember any, probably because I’m not very well read. Depressing. I will say that I am a fan of the phrase, “You a goff now yeah?” (meaning ‘goth’ but how a chav says it). I was asked this in school, about year 9, because I was wearing a belt. Yes, a belt. Wasn’t even gothy. I also enjoy shouting, “Streets of London!” at people playing live music, taken from the underrated sketch show Big Train. Recently, I think it was Christmas, the term, “What is your face?” came into play. I am too drunk to remember how but it is amazing. Apologies for my awful answer.